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edited by zoid

Hey! Did'ja miss me?

It's good to be back in the saddle here! We're back, and we have a large new catagory for you to check out: our GRAPHIC HUMOR gallery. Now, certainly not all of these images are real, unaltered photographs, but who really gives a platypus's patootie? And, as always, you may not be able to say you saw it here first, but at least, you saw it! Think of this as a "Hall of Fame" for internet humor!

This site contains some "dirty" jokes.

Mark Twain once said that people should learn to swear well. Well, I never could figure out how saying "shit" was taking the Lord's name in vain, but I do believe "cussing" should be done sparingly and tastefully or it loses its color and effect. Not all of the jokes here are off-color (in fact, some are quite colorful), but if you are easily offended...

It would be impossible to credit everyone responsible for this collection, but I will mention my brother Butch and his circle of friends worldwide, some of whom have joined those largely unknown and unselfish people that have spent their time crafting these anecdotes and pearls of wisdom, just to brighten our day, and hopefully, inspire others to do the same. To all of you, a hearty THANK YOU!

The material contained on this site was received largely through circulated email, and is believed to be in the public domain.

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Contributions are welcomed!



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