Act naturally
Advanced BASIC
Airline food
Almost exactly
Alone together
American beer
American culture
Assistant supervisor
Athletic scholarship
Awful good
Authentic reproduction
Black light
Bottoms up
Business ethics
Butt head
Child proof
Civil war
Clearly misunderstood
Cold sweat
Computer jock
Computer security
Congressional ethics
Constant change
Criminal Justice
Death benefits
Definite maybe
Diet ice cream
Disposable income
Dodge Ram
Down escalator
Dress pants
Dry beer
Dry lake
Dry ice
Elementary calculus
Evaporated milk
Even odds
Exact estimate
Extensive briefing
Extinct life
False witness
Fire water
Found missing
Freezer burn
Fresh frozen
Friendly fire
Fulltime daycare
Genuine veneer
Good grief
Government organization
Government worker
Great Depression
Happily married
Holy war
Ice water
Ill health
Jumbo shrimp
Legally drunk
Lethal assistance
Liquid crystal
Live recording
Living dead
Mandatory options
Married life
Mercy killing
Microsoft Works
Military intelligence
Minor miracle
Mutual differences
Near miss
Never again
New classic
New improved
New Tradition
Night Light
Non-Alcoholic beer
Non-dairy creamer
"Now, then..."
Numb feeling
Open secret
Original Copy
Paid volunteer
Passive aggression
Peace force
Peacekeeper missile
Physical education
Plastic glasses
Political science
Pop culture
Pretty ugly
Random order
Rap music
Religious tolerance
Resident alien
Sanitary landfill
Same difference
Silent alarm
Silent scream
Slave wages
Small crowd
Small fortune
Smart bomb
Soft rock
Software documentation
Speedy trial
Sports sedan
Strangely familiar
Student Teacher
Sweet agony
Sweet sorrow
Synthetic natural gas
Taped live
Tax free
Temporary tax increase
Terribly pleased
Tight slacks
Twelve ounce pound cake
Uninvited guest
Vegetarian hamburger
Virtual reality
Wireless cable
Whopper junior
Working vacation


Contradictions, redundancies, etc.:

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator.

If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.

The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.

One one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Prejudiced people are all alike.

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Those who judge others will burn in Hell!

Exageration is not all it's cracked up to be.

Evil is not all bad.

I'm still not sure I understand ambiguity.

There's no such thing as nonexistance.

Cooperation can only be reached when we work together.

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.

I disagree with unanimity.

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Avoid Alliteration. Always.

Prepostions are not words to end sentences with.

One should never generalize.

Avoid cliche's like the plague.

Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

I always try to do things in chronological order.

A Plateau is the highest form of flattery.

I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.

Exageration is a billion times worse than an understatement.

Death to all fanatics!

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hands.

An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

It's Deja Vu all over again.

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

There are only three kinds of people; those who can count, and those who can't.

"No officer, I do not wish to give up my right to remain silent!"

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